about pop star haikus

I'm into haikus these days.
And tonight I thought about pop stars, and how sad it is that no one ever writes them haikus, and how somebody had to, and how that somebody should be me.
It just made sense.

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Kesha

To my glitter friend,

Where did your dollar sign go?

I demand it back.

Justin Timberlake

My 6^th grade locker

Was covered in your pictures.

Please divorce J.Biel. 

S Club 7

Is it sorta cool

that I love “S Club Party”

and listen daily?

Brian McKnight

You killed it singing

“Four, repeat steps one thru three”

(Do you have more songs?)

Nelly

I’m still mad at you

For singing with Tim McGraw

And for that band aid

Taylor Swift

Here’s a confession:

I would run screaming from you

If I were a boy.

Lindsay Lohan

Normal folks forget

Your hit pop classic “Rumors”,

But I’m not normal.

Willow Smith

I think you’re too young

To whip your hair like that, but

Please tell your dad hi

Lady GaGa

I dislike your clothes
Of meat; tragic wasting so
Many hamburgers.