about 20-something girl haikus

I have no explanation for this, other than that it seemed like a fun idea to spend 30 minutes on a Friday afternoon writing haikus for all my fellow 20-something ladies to relate to.  That's all.  Happy weekend.
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Take-Out

I could cook dinner

But that sounds like lots of work.

Thai food it is then.

Buzzfeed Prophecies

Quiz on who I’ll wed

Says perfect match is pizza.

Getting a cat now

In Case I Forget I'm Single

Mom e-mailed a link

I open at 6 A.M. –

Engagement ring. Cool.

Trader Joe’s Romance

Check-out guy at store

Was cute and maybe flirting-

But I bought tampons.

Snapchatting at Work

It is really hard

To look professional and

Take a selfie, too

Katy Perry

Was dancing alone

To “Teenage Dream” by Katy –

Neighbor in window. 

Life is hard

When you're twenty-four

sometimes only sandwiches

seem to understand.